Originally posted 10/21/07
Holy crap I thought we were gonna die in the way stupid girls in horror movies meet their makers on dark wooded lanes in the middle of nowhere! Where you ask? Pennsyl-fucking-tucky, that is where. Last night Katie and I traveled into the great unknown of Pennsylvania and we are still amazed we made it out alive! I have a freaking GPS in my car and on the ride home, the GPS did not recognize the fact that we were actually on a road! It kept telling us to get onto the marked route, despite the fact that we were on a "major" roadway! Holy hell! I've determined that if one is more than 35 miles from Philly it is likely that one is in a backwoods land of mutants waiting to slaugter cute young women who wander into the vast unknown of wooded areas with road names like "Longswamp Road" and "Stone Wall Lane."
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